Category — What?

Nine Reasons I Hate Starbucks

1. Starbucks coffee tastes like bitter battery acid.
2. Starbucks coffee has MSG in it.
3. They charge famine prices for their coffee.
4. It is always full of poseurs.
5. They charge for their wi-fi, as if their coffee isn’t expensive enough.
6. They play crappy music too loud.
7. They prey on the small mom-and-pop coffee shops.
8. There are too damn many of them! I dare you to walk around Manhattan without seeing at least 10 of them in 5 minutes time.
9. They think they are a status symbol. (so not)

Nine Reasons I Heart the Internet

1. Hot Chicks with Douchebags
2. The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks
3. Passive Aggressive Notes
4. Indexed
5. Crummy Church Signs
6. Overheard in New York
7. Violent Acres
8. Photoshop Disasters
9. Gawker

Nine Reasons Spending Your Economic Stimulus Check on Your Future is Better Than Stimulating The Economy

1. You can use it to pay off some debt and free up some cash each month
2. You can use it to start or invest in an IRA
3. You can put it in a new ING Orange Savings account and earn 3% interest as well as a sweet $25 bonus for opening a new account.
4. You can use it to start a home business
5. You can use it to pay for that much needed trip to the dentist or doctor
6. You can put it in a CD to earn some interest
7. You can open up a 529 college savings account for your kid
8. You can put it in a mutual fund
9. You can enroll in a college class with it