Category — Yes!

Nine Reasons Bill O’Reilly Is A Douche

1. Due to his extreme douche baggery of saying WWII POWs are war criminals, he was awarded the prestigious Winner of Douche Bag of All Time moniker by codebot.org
2. Inputing “Is Bill O’Reilly A Douche?” into a Google search returns so many results that it actually temporarily breaks the internet. (then Al Gore fixes it)
3. He is racist, condescending, arrogant, and all round just a swell guy.
4. He has progressed so far up the douche baggery chain that he has also been dubbed a flaming bag of douche!
5. Always one to out-do himself, he also claims the rights to being a douche nozzle. A really tall douche nozzle at that.
6. He always has a smug look on his face that just screams “I’m a douche!”
7. He thinks the place for a falafel is someone woman’s special place.
8. He thinks that all kinds of crazy goes on in soul food restaurants. (wtf?)
9. Apparently he was born a super douche.

Nine Reasons Comcast is Evil

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